Today, I watched TV...

I wish I had some beer and chips.

No more about the economy, 'kay?

It's just too depressing. I can't hear any more of it. Just tell me you can still buy treats and I'm happy.

Thought du jour...

The best thing to do on a warm day is sleep. And sleep. And then sleep a little more.

We're back. And now, time for a nap...

After a long, hot summer in the top of this godforsaken house, I'm happy that it's finally cooling down.

Lately, I've taken to grooming myself so often that I have a little bald spot on my side. I wonder if Paris had any bald spots? We princesses have to stick together.

Today was a dark, gloomy day. It rained off and on. It was the perfect day for my favourite activity - sleep!

Oh! What happened! She used to be so cute!

I'm so upset. I just heard the news about Lindsay Lohan on the news. She was so gosh-darned cute in that Parent Trap movie. I have no idea how she became such a wild child. And cocaine?! Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay... I love a good roll in the cat grass from time to time, but I know my limit and know to stick to the mild stuff.

Other than that, today wasn't particulaly exciting. It wasn't hot, which made our all day sleep quite pleasant. I was feeling a little bored this evening, so I bit Dinah to stir things up a bit. But all she does is hiss and run away. Wimp.

In an effort to spread good Karma to Lindsay, I've decided to forego my Temptations this evening. I hope she appreciates the message.

It's SO hot!

How hot is it?!

It's so hot that even as a cat I could barely sleep. LOL. I probably only slept for 18 hours today. I'm exhausted.

Alice likes her beer, so while our person was at work she knocked back a few cold ones. You'll notice her growing gut in the picture. Cow. Personally, I would have LOVED a white wine spritzer, but we're all out of fizzy drinks. Cursed woman! What I wouldn't do for a properly stocked fridge. And then she tried to make it up to me by offering me the rest of her ice cream tonight. Ghastly!

Well, if I'm going to wake my person up at 4am tomorrow, I'd best get to bed.

MMFN (Meow, Meow For Now)

What unfresh hell is this?

In the past two months, Alice and I have done a lot of travelling. Did I mention that I hate travelling? It's worth emphasizing. I hate the car, I hate being in a carrier in the car and I hate that Alice blames me and hates me every time we travel. But, as I'm only 14 pounds and have run out of places to hide, travel is beyond my control.

For the end of May and most of June we stayed with our grandfather in Grimsby. He was nice enough and pet us a lot, but he doesn't understand girls very well. And although hussy Alice wasn't above it, I certainly wasn't about to sleep in his snorey bed.

We came home for two weeks, and then for Canada Day we headed off to freakin' Grimsby again. Although, I must admit, I do enjoy our visits outside on the leash. Cat mint and birds o' plenty. Prrrrrrr.....

We're finally settling in at home again but the bloody heat is wearing on me. Our person has a crap air conditioner that cools off about 1 square metre of space. I am forced to spend most of my day lying under her bed.

And you know how I absolutely LOVE eletricial cords? Well, today I started to play with one and didn't realize it was attached to a fan. The whole damn thing fell over and nearly killed me. Did I mention that I hate fans too? Not as much as travelling, but it's a close second. They're big, they're noisy and they scare the crap out of me. It's time I looked into buying my own condo.

Off to check MLS!

MMFN!